donderdag 10 april 2014

15. Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde (Charles Herman-Wurmfeld, 2003)

Even though I usually refrain from basing my reviews directly onto the negative criticism of others, there are those moments when the opportunity is just too good to pass up. It’s not that I like focusing on the negative, far from it in fact, but when I feel the need to throw my hands in the air out of sheer desperation when reading one of those reviews, I know there’s something fundamentally wrong. The funny thing is that they take me by surprise time and again, although by now I should clearly know better: I’ve read so many baffling reviews in my life that I should be able to somewhat accurately predict the usual responses, but to no avail. Perhaps I’m just really naïve in all this, always hoping that people are able to move beyond those stereotypical reactions, which then means that I have to swallow the bitter pill of disappointment every time. I mean, obviously, a film that’s called ‘Legally Blonde 2’ has as much chance of getting ahead in this world as some poor kid born in the slums of Mexico City, so it shouldn’t come as a surprise to read some negative reviews. Yet there I was again, throwing those hands into the air after seeing the film and then reading this review  by Casey Broadwater, as if it really was the first time for me. I suppose I could get behind the heavy criticism if it would make some sense or if the reviewer would make some good points, but since that’s not the case I feel obliged to come to the rescue of this cute little movie.

Some people will probably be freaked out for even suggesting this, but yes, I truly believe both 'Legally Blonde' is entirely compatible with the deep ecology movement that hopefully will bring about the necessary changes that will secure a viable future for our planet. Now before you say, “Elle Woods as deep ecology environmentalist?!” - please let me explain. The whole movement is based upon two main principles: harmony and diversity. To use the words of Mary Evelyn Tucker and Brian Swimme:

“In the midst of these formidable challenges, in an era that Paul Crutzen has dubbed the Anthropocene, we are being called to the next stage of evolutionary history. This new era requires a change of consciousness and values – an expansion of our worldviews and ethics. The evolutionary life impulse moves us forward from viewing ourselves as isolated individuals and competing nation states to realizing our collective presence as a species with a common origin story and shared destiny.  The human community has the capacity now to realize our intrinsic unity in the midst of enormous diversity.”

The last line could easily serve as a tagline for 'Legally Blonde 2', as Elle Woods is all about harmony and diversity. Her unusual sensitivity to her environment is a direct testament to the kind of harmony that has unfortunately become quite rare in modern society. She molds everything around her to suit her peculiar vision, which is obviously more than mere materialistic vanity. In the beginning Luke Wilson asks her, “You've customized my ring, again”? This alone would of course be nothing more than just a detail, were it not for the fact it's part of an intricate network that points to a much bigger vision than just that one detail would suggest. In the first movie, she uses scented paper in her law study, which she explains as 'it gives it a little bit extra, don't you think'? - a joke that gets carried over to the sequel. Listing all the customizations that Elle applies to her direct environment could take a whole essay on itself, as the writers of both movies clearly delight in inserting them in every nook and cranny. So let's just suffice it to say that the moment she moves in her Washington office, she immediately proceeds to make her whole desk pink – of course much to the chagrin of her direct colleagues and probably half of the viewers also. But it's much more than just a joke, it's absolutely essential to the central vision of both the movies, as it acknowledges the influence our direct environments have on our well-being. In Eastern lingo it would be termed Feng Shui, but it just as much applies to our Western sensibilities as well: everyone, whether they are aware or not, responds to his environment psychologically and emotionally, so it would only make sense that it's something that's taught in schools all around the world. Yet, it isn't. In fact, one could easily say it is one of the most overlooked aspects of modern Western society. Chellis Glendinning relates a story in one of her books in which she visited a modern high-tech research lab where a bunch of absurdly intelligent scientists were working together to produce something brilliant. As she was given a tour of the compound, she was horrified to learn that nobody had taken the effort to actually decorate the whole thing. It was just a bunch of computers thrown together with not even a single plant or anything that would make it look even remotely appealing or human. When she quizzed her tour guide about this, he apparently looked at her as if she came from Mars, as if asking such a question was exceedingly absurd. Indeed, the whole issue may seem extraordinarily trivial to some, especially when it concerns such an 'important' issue as scientific discovery. But isn't is really frightening to contemplate that such brilliant minds could be so insensitive to their immediate surroundings, as if they were somehow immune to their influences? It is precisely this kind of split between intellect and emotion that the deep ecology movement is fighting, because it is exactly this kind of insensitivity to our surroundings that has enabled mankind to treat Mother Earth in such horrible ways without feeling any guilt about it. If people would really care about their immediate environment they could not bear to see it destroyed so systematically because mature, healthy people simply can't bear to see things they care about treated so badly. It is because of this, that we as a species need to re-learn our instinctive connectedness to everything around us and one of the ways to accomplish this, is developing any kind of awareness of our direct surroundings. And this is exactly what Elle Woods does in both movies: she cultivates an extreme sensitivity to all things around her. It could of course be argued her dedication to it is somewhat extreme, which is only normal since 'Legally Blonde 2' is clearly a satire. But besides this, if only a little bit of her sensitivity would rub off on the average viewer, we would already be on our way toward a more healthy relationship to all that's around us.


Not only does Elle’s pink decoration of her desk point to her inherent harmony, it also signifies the diversity that she represents, with diversity being the second pillar deep ecology is based on. Nature has blessed us with an amazing variety of species that’s important for its own sake. Because surely, one of the most wonderful things about this earth lies in that diversity, in the differences that exist between a cat and a whale or between a tree and a lion. But this diversity is also there of course in the differences between the seasons, or between the divergent character traits in different people. It should stand to reason we would do everything in our power to preserve and celebrate this diversity, but we’re doing our utmost best to annihilate it instead. Every day, hundreds of species go extinct and whole eco systems disappear forever. Scientists have confirmed that right now we’re in the middle of the sixth period of extinction, with the last one occurring when the dinosaurs went extinct. But still precious few people seem to care about this, because we apparently still care more about financial gain than diversity. But it’s not just the wanton destruction of nature that robs us of our natural diversity, our whole culture is being homogenized: the same commercials and programs are transmitted on TV all over the world on a daily basis, all bringing the same message and thereby creating one giant world culture where differences between indigenous cultures become increasingly smaller. The same products and companies pop up all over the world and insure the domination of the Industrialist-technology economies of the West. And this is surely the most subversive aspect of ‘Legally Blonde’, as it takes the extreme outwashes of this kind of homogenized consumerism and gleefully turns it on its head. Elle Woods uses the very weapons Western society has given her to change the system from within. By the simple virtue of her consumer extremism, she becomes a direct threat to it as she breaks away from the suffocating molds that she’s supposed to remain in. 


Her very presence is like a fresh wind everywhere she goes, which is clearly emphasized so many times, already because of her love for pink outfits that contrast markedly with the usual dress codes. She uses her particular gifts to blow the fossilized ways of behavior and action wide open, which is exactly what deep ecology needs now. It’s time to acknowledge that the technological carrot that has been used to lure us into the industrial society, that would free ourselves from labor and toil has not lived up to its promise and never will. Our society has failed. The model of economic growth is quite simply ludicrous, as economies simply cannot keep on growing since we live on a finite earth. Earth’s resources are almost exhausted and the entire planet has almost reached a breaking point so it’s about time we woke up from our technological dream and smell the coffee. A profound change in our ways of thinking and living is needed now. As John Stanley & David Loy put it:

“The challenge is to create a new story that brings together the best of science with the best of the non-dual spiritual traditions – Buddhism, Advaita Vedanta, Taoism, Sufism and other mystical traditions. By looking deeper than the duality of a God who created the universe, deeper than the duality of a nirvana to which we can escape from earthly samsara, and deeper than the duality of scientific materialism, we recognize that the universe is a self-aware creative process. This pure creative potentiality is in us too. It can awaken and free itself from the limiting identities and games of the human condition.”

If these last two lines don’t describe Elle Woods to perfection, I don’t know what will, as her whole character is creative potentiality made celluloid flesh. When she decides to get married, she tells her husband to be they have to invite everyone that matters to them. But when pondering this, she suddenly realizes she doesn’t even know who the mother of her stray Chihuahua dog is – oh no! Exhibiting the kind of dedication to other than human life forms that’s crucial to all ecological feeling, she proceeds undaunted to hire a private detective to find the mother of her dog. When she’s directed to a facility named V.E.R.S.A.C.E. she automatically assumes finding the dog won’t be a problem now as she’s in proud possession of a Versace VIP card as she has shopped with the firm on five continents. But to her horror she discovers that this is quite a different animal, as V.E.R.S.A.C.E stands for ‘Veterinary Experimentation Research Science And Critter Exploitation’ – in other words a company that uses dogs for make-up experiments and tests. When she gets fired from her law firm for even suggesting of taking on a case that fights the cruel treatment of animals (“I think you're confusing the right thing and the law”, she’s told), she decides to go to Washington in order to pass a bill that prevents such practices. Here of course, she’s yet again quite a unique and disruptive influence by her very presence. When she suggests something like the Snap Cup to boost morale, she’s told “to follow the protocol, it worked for 200 years, okay”?

And that’s the problem, right there. Protocol has emphatically not worked for 200 years, since it has gotten us nowhere except to the brink of annihilation. By insisting on doing everything the ‘Elle Woods way’, she is the exact “creative potentiality that can awaken and free itself from the limiting identities and games of the human condition”. She is the fresh voice this world needs now to awaken our species out of this horrible nightmare of individualism and people blindly following protocol. Of course she is pitted against a dyed in the wool woman who scoffs at her alternative vision and insists on doing things ‘the Washington way’. Following this logic, this woman painstakingly manages to secure an appointment with a congressman several weeks later. The Elle Woods way works significantly better though, as she manages to come into personal contact with the man himself and gets to see him that same day. Now some people will probably decry all this as highly improbable and unrealistic but that would be missing the point completely. Because subscribing to the Washington/realistic way would already be a kind of defeat in itself, as it would only recognize the tried and true ways without realizing these ways have failed us in the first place. Our conventional ways of behavior are clearly not enough to get our planet back on track again and the legal channels take too much time anyway, time which we simply do not have. So a new perspective is needed, one that breaks away from our usual channels that would enable us to bring about the chance of our mindset that’s needed. There’s a lot of people out there who claim that biological food or ecological ways of living don’t really help as it is already to late to change the system, but that’s defeatist in the extreme. Besides it’s not that we really have a choice anyway, because as Terence McKenna once said ‘go green or die’. 


Besides the mere fact it’s an alternate lens that show a new light on our old ways, the Elle Woods Way has another, highly welcome, side to it: the fact that she’s able to channel her particular gifts to serve a larger good – she has a special kind of intelligence, which comes directly from her peculiar viewpoint. In the first movie, the daughter of Raquel Welch is unmasked because she claims to have been in the shower even though she also said she had done her hair just before. Similarly, Sally Fields in the second part is discovered as a liar because she claims she had a facial and breaks the “rule of a 24-hour window between a facial and any major social occasion”. In both instances, Elle is able to detect things that would go unnoticed my most, because of her insane knowledge of all things that have to do with make-up. But not only is she able to use her own strengths, she also exceptionally good at recognizing that which is good in other people. Here she is of course well-served by her immense sensitivity to all that’s around her, as she’s constantly praising people about things they themselves were often not even aware of. For instance one of her girlfriends, who’s carried over from the first part, is obviously not the sharpest knife in the kitchen block, which according to conventional thinking would mean she would be useless in the political machine of Hollywood. But she is very good at doing hair and by giving away hair treatments for free, she is able to secure some of the necessary votes for the passing of their bill. Again, this may not be realistic in any way, but first of all a satire is not supposed to be realistic and secondly it really doesn’t matter in the end. Because everyone has got to do his or her part, no matter how small or insignificant it may look as we are all part of the bigger whole. 

What Elle Woods is so adept in then, is in realizing “our intrinsic unity in the midst of enormous diversity” that Tucker and Swimme spoke of. She embraces everybody who’s sympathetic to her cause, no matter what background, sexual orientation, skill or ethnic background. She’s just as easily at home with her lawyer husband as she is with her air-headed girlfriends and does in fact manage to forge a marvelous unity out of all those diverse influences. Early in the movie, she strikes up an unlikely alliance with the doorman Sid Post, who teaches her some of the finer intricacies of Washington politics. But far from using him only in a narcissistic, egocentric manner she openly acknowledges the importance of his part when she says she really wouldn’t know what she would do without him. This is really crucial to the movie as a whole, because despite her own ingenuity and almost unlimited energy, there are several moments in both movies when she is at the end of her rope in the face of so much hostility. And it is always other people who help her through these moments, establishing a wonderful network of interdependency that, combined with her open embracing of diversity, could serve as a virtual model for any healthy eco-system. That’s why Casey Broadwater’s remark following remark is so baffling:

“Yes, it has a you can do it if you set your mind to it moral, but Elle Woods, minus her enthusiasm and quitters-never-win spirit, makes an absurd role model, one that perpetuates too many gender clichés to count. If you told me Legally Blond 2 was made by virulent misogynists bent on making women look ridiculous, I'd almost believe you”.


What’s absurd about a role model like Elle Woods is beyond me and how it perpetuates gender clichés I’d very much like to know. The only way to see Elle as an absurd role model would be to take her entirely at face value without recognizing any of the deeper aspects of her character and her direct kinship to the models of nature. I hope now that describing an obviously plastic fantastic kind of creature like Elle Woods in terms of nature, may not nearly be as far-fetched as it may initially seemed. I would indeed argue this is the greatest accomplishment of both movies as a whole, to be able to make such a conceit not only believable but even logical. Because when I describe the Elle Woods Way as being quite identical to the ways of Nature itself, this would automatically also mean that her way has much in common with the ways of the indigenous people who have been living in close proximity to nature for millions of years and of which some of them are still living this way. One of the general arguments of the deep ecology movement, and one that I also firmly believe in, is what Terence McKenna called the ‘Archaic Revival’, by which is meant that we should somehow find a way to model our ways of life just like primal people did and some still do. But as with the Elle Woods character, quite a lot of people can only interpret this in the most literal way, and take it to mean we should all give up everything, leave our houses and live in nature again – obviously such a thing is not only undesirable, it’s even impossible. But what is very much possible is to combine the best of both worlds: technology has gotten us into this mess and it is also capable of getting us out of it again. This will not be easy of course, but all that is required is the willpower and the mindset to do it and ‘Legally Blonde’ does point the way. Both movies rather slyly suggest it is possible to go back to some primal truths, not by going back to nature but by going through the opposite route of materialism and consumerism instead. That even by falling prey to the most extreme symptoms of our consumer society, we can actually gain some kind of special intelligence that will enable us to see clear enough to make change possible. Elle Woods is all about change, ‘don't fight the fabric, you change it’ is her motivation to go to Washington. Her final pep speech is not so thinly disguised call to arms of ecological awareness:

“I know what you're thinking. Who is this girl? And what could this simple, small-town girl from Bel Air have to say to all of us? Well, I'll tell you. It's about something that's bigger than me, or any single act of legislation. This is about a matter that should be of the highest importance to every American: my hair.
You see, there's this salon in Beverly Hills. It's really fancy and beautiful. But it's impossible to get an appointment. Unless you're Julia Roberts, forget it. but one day they called me. They had an opening. So I was gonna finally get the chance to sit in one of those sacred beauty chairs. I was so excited. Then, the colorist gave me Brassy Brigitte instead of Harlow Honey. The shampoo girl washed my hair with spiral perm solution intead of color-intensive moisturizing conditioning shampoo. Finally, the stylist... gave me a bob. With bangs. Suffice it to say, it was just wrong. All wrong. For me, you know? First I was angry. And then I realized my anger was completely misdirected. I mean, this wasn't the salon's fault. I had sat there and witnessed this injustice and I had just let it happen. I didn't get involved in the process. I forgot to use my voice. I forgot to believe in myself. But now I know better. I know that one honest voice can be louder than a crowd. I know that if we lose our voice, or if we let those who speak on our behalf compromise our voice, well, then this country is in for a really bad hair-cut”.

It’s one of the supreme ways in which Elle is able to use her unique gifts for the greater good, as she turns the problem of her hair into awareness, plain and simple. “She had just let it happen”. “She didn’t get involved in the process” – could the parallels with our current destruction of the earth and the apathy of most people to it be any clearer? 

Legally Blonde 2: Red, White & Blonde [Blu-ray]

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